I remember reaching home last night and lying on my bed without washing up, brushing my teeth nor changing my clothes, while my wife was watching this Ugly Betty series on TV. I had not intended to sleep all the way through to the morning but when I first woke up, everytime was quiet and the lights were all switched off. I remember wondering to myself if I should change my clothes, and thinking that Fabian must have called me for a game of Company of Heroes, and remembering that I had not charged my phone. Then I went back to sleep.
The next moment I woke up, I felt something on my bum and realised I had been sleeping on top of my glasses. I fumbled around and felt not one, but 2 pieces of my glasses, and then placing them on the bedside tables. I must have slept with the glasses on, but wondered how they landed on the bed, because I have done the same thing on previous occasions. I remember cursing to myself that I will have to get new glasses soon. Oh darn…
The next time I opened my eyes again, I took a look at the clock and it was 6am. I had dreamt that I was about to take a leak, but luckily I roused myself before it actually happened. Mental note – relieve myself and take off my glasses before I lie on the bed in the future.

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