This happened while I was having dinner with my friends one of whom is pregnant. She is a little on the plump side, even before she got pregnant, and you can imagine the water retention that comes with pregnancies. I sat down across the table from her. Everytime I take a bite of my food, she starts talking to me, so I had to raise my head to look at her. Problem was that she happened to be wearing one of those low-cut flimsy blouses, that showed off quite a bit of her cleavage. So everytime I looked up from my food, my eyes would automatically home in on that part before they managed to connect to her face. It was a rather awkward situation, where I got into this routine of focusing my eyes to somewhere behind my friend before looking at her face. Luckily, it helped that there was a rather pretty lady sitting at a table behind where I could focus on (but eventually, she left with her companion).After a while, my friend seemed to have noticed my apparent uneasiness, and adjusted her blouse. That helped a bit, but the damn thing started sliding lower and I started to notice that she was wearing a black bra. Shit, I mean, I did not intend to look and since she was a friend, it was weird. If it was someone whom I were attracted to, it would have been a simpler matter. Gosh, what is it with guys and cleavages anyhow? 
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